hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Is Oprah even human
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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