I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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