am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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