Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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