How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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