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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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