watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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