Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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