shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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