I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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