At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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