gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
operation harelip BJ is a go
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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