ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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