But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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