no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me