In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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