there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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