you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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