Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
