Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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