and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
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i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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