I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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