dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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