YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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