Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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