Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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