She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.