Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.