just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster