she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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