How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I forget how to act sober
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