They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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