see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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