Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Blood and glitter go together right?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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