He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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