party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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