My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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