There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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