so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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