none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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