I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Let's get the cat blown out
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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