watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize