I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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