In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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