is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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