i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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