I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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