glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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