Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool