Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?