I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
theres a video...