he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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